Holy Blowjob! Brazilian Pastor’s Sperm Is Holy Milk?

Page 1 : The Tale Of The Brazilian Pastor With The Sacred Cum

Brazilians are known to be very free-spirited… and also very religious. So many were not surprised or shocked when articles like “Brazilian Preacher Arrested After Offering Followers ‘Holy Milk’ From His Penis” or “BJs for Jesus : Pastor Convinces Women To Take His ‘Holy Milk’ in the name of God” popped up on Facebook or WhatsApp.

If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out for yourself!

Pastor Makes Females Give Oral In Church, Says To Get Holy Milk

Sao Paulo: An evangelical pastor has been arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his reproductive organs contained “holy milk” which they need for holy healing.

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced his strange beliefs because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his reproductives was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelizing.

Holy Blowjob! Brazilian Pastor's Sperm Is Holy Milk?
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said,

“Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do perform oral acts on him until the Holy Spirit came through seed and delivered funds to the church.”

“He gave as an excuse that his reproductive organs had been consecrated with “divine seminal fluid of the Holy Spirit.”

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.

Holy Blowjob! Brazilian Pastor's Sperm Is Holy Milk?

Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his reproductive units in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.”

“When we acted Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station.”

Most just nodded sagely, or tutted in righteous disgust, before hitting the Share or Forward button. After all, that is how depraved and stupid the Brazilians really are… right?

Unfortunately, the joke is really on everyone who shared it, because IT IS NOT TRUE.

 

What Makes You An Expert On Brazilian Pastors?

Every time I debunk some stupid hoax, there will always be people who demand to know – what makes you an expert on this, or that? Inevitably, some genius is going to ask me this – what makes you an expert on Brazilian pastors?

I will be the first to admit that I have never been to Brazil, or even been in contact with any Brazilian pastor. But you don’t need to be an expert on leprechauns to know that they don’t exist, do you? 😀

Let’s just see what the facts are, shall we?

Next Page > Debunking The Myth Of The Pastor With The Holy Milk

 

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