[NSFW] Epic Tales of Anal Sex Gone Explosively Wrong

Page 1 : NSFW Warning, Angela's Story

This article is about anal sex. Explosive anal sex. Before you proceed further, please note that the contents of this article is 100% Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Please proceed only if :

  • you are an adult (mentally and physically)
  • you are comfortable reading about sexual acts, and profanities
  • you have a sense of humour (that’s humor to you Americans)
  • you are not a parent with a child / children studying in Sunway University

Needless to say, the following tales are not appropriate to share with your cubicle mates, especially if they are members of the opposite sex. You can get sued for sexual harassment. 😀

And if you are a dating adult, be warned that retelling this tale to your girlfriend / boyfriend could result in eternal banishment. You have been warned! 😀

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Angela’s Story

Let’s get straight to the point. I had sex with a guy last week. He was my friend with benefits, which means he’s my “fuck buddy“.

We met each other in Zouk about two months ago. He was my best friend’s friend, also a Sunway University student. The first time I met him in the club, the first thing that came in my mind was “God, this guy is damn hot. I want to eat him so badly”.

Zouk KL at Jalan Ampang

We started to talk, and I started to flirt with him. I pretended that I was very drunk and asked him to fetch me home. As we were leaving, I saw my best friend show me her middle finger with a smile.

Then he asked me how to get to my house, and I said “I don’t remember my house address. Why don’t we go to your house?” and
 you guys know what happened next, so I’ll skip that. So that was the story of how we met. Now let’s talk about the main point of my story.

Last week, I was horny again, and I thought of him. So I gave him a text, “Jason, Astro and chill tonight?” That was the secret code when one of us wants sex.

He replied “Wah Lai Toi at my house tonight”. That was the secret code when the other partner agrees.

That night, he fetch me from the Sunway University hostel to his house. Then we started have sex on his bed. Okay, okay, let’s get to the main point


After about 45 minutes, he still hasn’t cum (By the way, he’s really strong! Sometimes he can last long for 1 and half hours!! Serious, no joke!!). Suddenly, I had a “bad thought”, and I asked him to stop for a while and said “Hey Jason, do you want to try my other hole?”

After I said that, he was stunned for like 5 seconds, and just stared at me. Then he got very excited and held my butt up to fuck my asshole. At first, he couldn’t put it in, because my asshole is really tight (my shit is always watery, not firm like a banana or hard like a rock, so my asshole is really very tight). After several times going in and out, it became easier.

Banana Rock
Banana Rock | Credit : DimasBangkok

At first, I really enjoyed the feeling, then SUDDENLY.. I felt my bowels stirring, as if something was going to come out of my asshole. SHIT!!! I kept praying and praying, don’t let it be shit please.

He told he was almost going to cum, and after a few more humps, he came. When he pulled his dick out

.. my shit gushed out.

At the moment, we were fucking doggy-style, so my shit sprayed onto his body and his bed. I could smell the stink of my shit. When he saw this, he was stunned again. Then he started to puke on my body. When I saw his vomit on my body, I started to vomit also. So the bed was soiled with my shit and our vomit.

Doggie style

I quickly ran into his toilet and shower. When I came out, he was sitting on his bed doing nothing, just staring at the ceiling. I was so embarrassed and I told him I would take a taxi back, so he doesn’t have to worry about me. I didn’t wait for his reply, and walked out to call a taxi by Grabcar.

GrabCar

After that night, we didn’t contact each other again. Yesterday, I was horny again so I sent him a message “Astro and chill Jason? ” He didn’t reply.

Why does he not reply? Can you guys help me figure this out? Because I don’t know what boys think. I think that it may be because I went back on my own that night, and didn’t let him drive me back to my hostel. So what I learned is that you should never call a taxi on your own, because it’s very dangerous to take a taxi alone at night. Boys will worry about you, and get angry. So girls, please remember this, or you could lose your boyfriend or fuck buddy.

Next Page > Jason Responds!… and Angela, It’s Not Your Fault & Angela = Taylor Shit

 

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  1. The_YongGrand

    My sibling who previously worked in a university in Sunway (well, the Australian one) told me about these stories. It may or may not be an urban legend, and now I’ve seen this one circulating around!

    The story they told was comedic, outrageous and it was something like the one coming out from the American Pie movie. It was just extremely immature too, but I get a hell of a laugh reading that. Sometimes I doubt that the story is for real too!

    But anyway, nice sharing – I need a good laugh too! 🙂

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