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Pastor Valdeci’s Holy Milk Scandal Debunked!

This hoax about an evangelical pastor in Brazil dispensing holy milk to female followers is still circulating, even after we debunked it years ago.

Let’s take a fresh look at this holy milk hoax, because holy cow… people are still so gullible!

 

The Brazilian Pastor’s Holy Milk Hoax

This viral news has been circulating in several forms over the years. And it keeps getting shared as something new.

Many people just share the pictures, with some comments about the pastor offering his female parishioners his holy milk.

This is the “full version” that some are sharing, and is being posted on various “viral websites”.

Pastor Makes Females Give Oral In Church, Says To Get Holy Milk

Sao Paulo: An evangelical pastor has been arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his reproductive organs contained “holy milk” which they need for holy healing.

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced his strange beliefs because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his reproductives was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelizing.


“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said,

“Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do perform oral acts on him until the Holy Spirit came through seed and delivered funds to the church.”

“He gave as an excuse that his reproductive organs had been consecrated with “divine seminal fluid of the Holy Spirit.”

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.

Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his reproductive units in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.”

“When we acted Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station.”

Most just nodded sagely, or tutted in righteous disgust, before hitting the Share or Forward button. After all, that is how depraved and stupid the Brazilians really are… right?

Unfortunately, the joke is really on everyone who shared it, because IT IS NOT TRUE.

 

How Do You Know Pastor Valdeci’s Holy Milk Is Fake?

Every time I debunk some stupid hoax, there will always be people who demand to know – how do you know Pastor’s Valdeci’s holy milk scandal is fake?

I will be the first to admit that I have never been to Brazil, or even been in contact with any Brazilian pastor, much less holy milk.

But you don’t need to be an expert on leprechauns to know that they don’t exist, do you? 😀

Let’s just see what the facts are, shall we?

Fact #1 : Sobrino Valdeci Picanto Does Not Exist

There is no Brazilian named Sobrino Valdeci Picanto as far as we can tell, much less an evangelical pastor called Sobrino Valdeci Picanto.

For an evangelical priest, he seems to have an extremely focused and limited digital footprint.

There are over 4,300 references to “Sobrino Valdeci Picanto” in Google and every single one of them referred to the same urban legend.

More importantly, none of them were from a credible source like O Globo, The Rio Times, or even tabloids like Super Notícia.

Fact #2 : That Lady Ate Grass, Not Holy Milk

The picture showing a lady about to puke her guts out, is actually a picture of a South African lady who just ate grass on the orders of her pastor.

In January 2014, Pastor Lesego Daniel ordered his congregation to get on their knees and eat grass to “be closer to God”.

After they ate the grass outside Rabboni Centre Ministries in Garankuwa (just north of Pretoria), he stomped on them until they vomited. Take a look at the pictures from that service :

Even though many South Africans criticised his actions, Pastor Lesego Daniel posted on Facebook – “God is at work and His people are testifying right now at the farm. TO GOD BE THE GLORY.”

Fact #3 : That Was Tiffany Six!

The “leaked video” does not exist, and the lady in the “screenshot” is actually a porn star called Tiffany Six.

The picture was a crop from a screenshot from one of her porn movies.

Fact #4 : It Was Just Satire, Folks!

This story was created by Victor Berriel of the Brazilian satire blog, Jesus Manero on the 11th of January, 2012.

The pastor in the original version was actually called “Valdecir Picanto Sobrinho“, not “Sobrino Valdeci Picanto”. Check it out for yourself :

So now you know… it was all made up! Now, SHARE THIS with your family and friends! 😀

 

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